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(Date Posted:08/04/2006 6:27 PM)
A new intern arrives at the White house...< Clinton: Broad Southern accent> Well hi honey! Want to come up to the presidential rooms to see the the presidential clock?<suspicious intern, already familiar with President's reputation> Clock? Clock? Are you sure that is all you want to show me?<Clinton: Broad Southern accent> Well of course! Just the standard Presidential tour all interns get, sweetie!<intern> Well, I guess...<Clinton: later, in Presidential bathroom, beyond sight of cameras> Ah ha! Cop a load of this honey!<Intern> *gasp* You said you were just going to show me the Presidential clock! *cries*<Clinton, in broad southern accent> Honey, put two hands and a face on it and it's a clock!Crude, I know, but I laughed when I first heard it.
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