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(Date Posted:06/07/2006 7:04 PM)
A man goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful
blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken
aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So
he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of
my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you
the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the
pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a
carrot up my butt???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your
son's math teacher."
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What does it matter it"s in the past...(Rafiki from the lion king) | 
